8/31/2015 – El Reno, OK — Here we go again, more bored soccer moms are getting their minions all worked up over phony claims one of the herd was almost kidnapped by sex traffickers while shopping at a local retail store.
Over the weekend the post below was forwarded to JohnTV by a Facebook friend (click for larger version)…
According to the poster’s note (upper right of image), “…This is my friend and it happened last night in El Reno, OK. … at Walmart…”
Yeah, this “big scare” should remind readers of another “big scare” that JohnTV reported on back in May – “OKC woman’s Hobby Lobby attempted sex trafficking abduction story goes viral; JohnTV call ‘BULLSHIT!‘”
In this most recent ‘scare’, apparently some soccer mom in El Reno thought it was a good idea to go to the local Walmart around 9:30pm the other night with her young daughters in tow.
Folks, Walmart is creepy in the middle of the day, why in the world would you want to go there after dark? Especially if you’re a scared shitless mom with an over active imagination.
The part though that really tips the bullshit meter is when the lady claims that “…So we are checking out and 3 managers plus 4 employees walk up to us…” Okay, that alone proves this entire scenario is total crap. Since when have you ever been in a Walmart after dark and seen seven employees total in the entire store – yet alone three managers and four additional staff who apparently had nothing better to do than watch you on the security cameras? You can’t even walk into a Walmart on a Friday afternoon and find three registers open! Plus, there were probably plenty of other people in the Walmart that night that would have been far more interesting for staff to be creeping on.
Like so many hoaxsters in the past, this one makes another crucial mistake and gives way too much detail that can prove the tale a lie…. “…So we pull out and the truck starts to follow us, but thank goodness the cops came right away and chased the truck down…”
Great, the cops were there and chased down the bad guys! Just give us the date and time this happened and public records from the police will back your little daydream up. (don’t hold your breath on that ever happening)
Besides, I thought all you stay-at-home minivan types watched Lifetime Movies – don’t you know the real human sex trafficking kidnappers all drive unmarked, creepy, white, box vans with a sliding door on the side?
And of course, the author’s fears were confirmed when the cops told her…. “…this human trafficking stuff is happening all over. So they were gonna grab us last night or the girls. We were a target. This stuff is real so please everyone stay safe and please watch your kids. I could have lost mine if I hadn’t been paying attention.” Cue the dramatic music and then go to a close-up shot of one of her little rug rats with a big dewey tear slowly streaking down her face.
By the time we posted this article, the above totally ridiculous claim had been shared by an additional almost 5,000 mindless fear mongers.
Please folks, use some common sense. The only thing you’ve fallen victim to are really bored housewives who are apparently starving for attention.
